I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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