i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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