i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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