One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
