I wanna passion pit in your ass
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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