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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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