this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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