i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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