They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
