So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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