There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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