My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
