What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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