I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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