I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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