they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Randomize
