We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dear god my vagina.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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