do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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