The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I FOUND THE LEGS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
