yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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