Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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