if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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