Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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