if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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