Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
