It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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