We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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