I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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