arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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