i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
