well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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