just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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