Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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