i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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