Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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