I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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