You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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