so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I want her autograph on my taint
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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