Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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