I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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