Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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