Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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