He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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