i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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