hell yes lets make some ravioli
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
