Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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