I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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