the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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