I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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