So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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