Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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